Description

You'll never miss a performance of the Elite Tauren Chieftains! Wherever they are playing you'll receive advice on how to travel to them and when to expect a show. You'll be Terran Up the Night and Raise Some Hell come Nightfall or I am Murloc!

Best Quest Elite Tauren Chieftains pushes the T rating way beyond G with ample flatulence jokes for all ages! Perfect as you blast around Azeroth in search of your hard rock heroes.

How to Instal

This AddOn requires the Best Quest "engine" to drive this module. Instal this module like any other AddOn. Use the installer provided by this website if you really must.

Whenever updating or installing *any* AddOn you *must* quit WoW completely, relaunch, then enjoy!

Details

Best Quest Elite Tauren Chieftains is NOT intended for players who play seriously. Bye!

Introducing Kar'ilda, the flatulent orc. She will guide you as you scour the fields of Azeroth, hunting for the ETC! Not only does she bring her digestive woes to the fore, she is also an excellent guide for she has the scars to prove it.

You will meet Kar'ilda at or near Shattrath, at or in the Black Mountain & Blackrock Depths, at or near Silvermoon City, and if the Darkmoon Faire is on. Kar'lda doesn't waste her time so each time she speaks it is once and once only for that aspect of your adventure.

Forgive her as she swoons at the sight of Bergerrist (her crush), whoops for joy as the band buff her hard, or her business like approach to getting you though Blackrock Depths as quickly as possible.

And forgive her veritable volleys of vastly vile vaporous visitations as it is surely the fault of that foul Durotar boar meat... or perhaps those dodgy monstrous Kaliri eggs she so craves.

Sure, she needs the occasional chest wax but deep down, if you don't suffocate, she is all too eager to help you.

Beware: she gives her advice once and once only!

Oh, by the way... Kar'ilda doesn't know much about "servers" and "time zones" but suffice to say, every USA, Oceanic, Central American and Brazilian server's "local" time, whether "summer" or "standard" has been coded and some magic worked to ensure that the time of the ETC concert in the Grim Guzzler is as per your in game time (the time under your mini-map). Of course, Blackrock Depths is an instance so Blizzard could have moved you out of your usual world realm. Sigh. I can't code around that!

Limitations

Kar'ilda has informed Taraezor that in the future she'd like to provide ongoing support to fans of the ETC. Until then, you will speak with her just the once for each aspect of the ETC experience that she covers.

Bonus Features

Included with the AddOn are lots of lovely textures used as a backdrop for the popup dialogue frames. Every time Kar'ilda speaks, her frame will be illustrated with a different view of the area near where you are exploring or perhaps even an action shot of a band member in action!

All lovingly created by Taraezor!

Many different flatulent sounds have been sourced from the masters of flatulence sound FX - Blizzard's own game files!

All tenderly curated by Taraezor himself!

((Other ETC songs? No. That would be illegal. Even editing down Power of the Horde could get me in trouble))

Updates & Favourites

Why not make Best Quest Elite Tauren Chieftains a Favourite and/or use the Curse Installer?

Cookies, Beer & Donations

It is all about the cookies & beer although, and don't let Gallywix know about this, a "thank you" in the comments section fuels my programming appetite and is very much appreciated. And then, you could cut straight to Donate to lend your support! because as Gallywix would say... "time is money, friend".

How to Report Bugs & Suggest Improvements

Go to Tickets as your issue or idea may already have been listed. Please remove your list of AddOns from any bug dumps. Please identify the module(s) you are using. You might prefer to use the forum on this page and allow the author to decide if a ticket is necessary. It is up to you.